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Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna ...
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai...
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written...
Answers given below are imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental.
Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Student: HBFC k malik hain.
Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?
Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat...
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .:-)
Advices for student
1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge
2. hamesha late clas me jao is tarha hr teachr tmhe yad rakhe ga
3.agr cheating ka chanc ho to kabhi parh kr na jao
4.zyada parhny Se time ziaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hay
